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The Big Scary Shaunyn Jealousy Couch Monster

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who LOVED to watch The Aristocats. Her name was Princess Shaunyn Jealousy Couch. She lived in a trailer park castle with her mommy and daddy and 2 sisters and one brother. They ALL WATCHED ARISTOCATS, EVERY DAY, OVER AND OVER AND OVER….
One awful day,  the Movie got LOST!
When the Princess decided it was time to watch the movie NO ONE COULD FIND IT!
So, Princess Shaunyn went to her mommy and said “I WANNA WATCH THE ARISTOCATS! ” Mommy said well you CAN’T watch Aristocats, today, it is lost. Princess Shaunyn was NOT pleased, so she said “IF YOU DON’T LET ME WATCH ARISTOCATS, I’LL HUFF AND I’LL PUFF AND I’LL BLOW THE COFFEE RIGHT OUT OF YOUR COFFEE POT!” But, the Mommy could not find the movie so the Princess grew into a little monster and she HUFFED and she PUFFED and SHE BLEW ALL THE COFFEE RIGHT OUT OF THE MOMMY’S COFFEE POT!
The Mommy was frightened and had no coffee, so she said, “Why don’t you go to Uncle Isaac’s castle, to see if he has the ARISTOCATS?” and ran out to hide in Michael’s Sister Kelly’s Car.
So, off went the Princess, to Uncle Isaac’s castle and said “I WANNA WATCH THE ARISTOCATS” . But, Uncle Isaac said “Well, you can’t watch the Autocats, today, because it is lost”
Now, Princess Shaunyn was getting angry and she turned into a bigger monster and said, “IF YOU DON’T LET ME WATCH THE ARISTOCATS, I’LL HUFF AND I’LL PUFF AND I’LL BLOW THE CORD RIGHT OFF YOUR CORDLESS PHONE!”. Uncle Isaac didn’t have the movie, so the Princess Monster HUFFED AND SHE PUFFED AND SHE BLEW THE CORD RIGHT OFF HIS CORDLESS PHONE! 
Uncle Isaac was so frightened that he ran all the way to hide in Michael’s Sister Kelly’s Car.
Michael, who was Princess Shaunyn’s daddy, was working on his sister Kelly’s Car, so he didn’t know what was going on or why everyone was hiding in the car…. UNTIL… HE SAW… A BIG… SCARY.. SHAUNYN JEALOUSY COUCH MONSTER!  WALKING TO THE CASTLE. AND SHE WAS MAD!
Just in time, he jumped into his Sister Kelly’s Car!
Now, The Princess was REALLY, REALLY, REALLY ANGRY! She told her Daddy “ THEY WON’T LET ME WATCH THE ARISTOCATS AND I WANNA WATCH THE ARISTOCATS
Michael said But you Can’t watch the ARISTOCATS, because it is lost!”.
THE… BIG… SCARY… SHAUNYN JEALOUSY COUCH MONSTER GOT BIGGER AND MADDER AND SAID ” IF YOU DON’T LET ME WATCH THE ARISTOCATS, I’LL HUFF AND I’LL PUFF, AND I’LL BLOW THE WINDSHIELD RIGHT OFF OF YOUR SISTER KELLY’S CAR!BUT Michael said “NO! ” ! So THE BIG SCARY SHAUNYN JEALOUSY COUCH MONSTER HUFFED AND SHE PUFFED AND SHE STOMPED AND SHE YELLED AND SHE HUFFED AND PUFFED SOME MORE… Until Michael got out of Sister Kelly’s Car, spanked her little monster butt.
Then, they all went in the trailer park castle, and lived happily ever after, and watched TITANIC ... Over and over and over…

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One Comment
  1. This story was originally written by Jennifer Lederer and Isaac Braufman.
    And, of course, it didn’t happen just like that.
    It is one of many stories that Jennifer and Isaac wrote, between 1997 & 1999, relating to babysitting adventures. And to amuse Shaunyn.

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